Monday 28 January 2013

Omotola and her music career





The actress posted this photo of her and US singer Bobby Valentino in a studio in Atlanta. Omotola is taking her music to the next level this year...


Best Friends For Never {chapter 9 - Chioma}



Days passed and everything seemed normal. Lanre and I went on dates, Remi and I went shopping and had sleepovers. The only thing that seemed out of place was kingsley. He seemed off since the party and it was impossible to talk to him when Halima was constantly clinging to him. When I did get him alone he was cold and closed up, nothing like my best friend. About 2 weeks into school I got fed up of Kingsley's act. Early on a Saturday morning I stood outside Kingsley's window banging on it. Kingsley pushed back his curtains and threw open his window.

"WHAT?" He hissed. His hair was disheveled from sleep and he was only wearing a pair of boxers.

I looked away from him and cleared my throat awkwardly. "Uh Kingsley some pants maybe?"

He looked down and blushed. "Meet me outside." He said and quickly closed his curtains.

I walked back to the front of his house and waited for him. Kingsley came out, this time dressed, and walked over to me. "What do you want Chioma?"

"I want to know what’s going on." Kingsley opened his mouth but I cut him off. "And don't tell me nothing is going on because I have known you for forever and can tell when something is up. You have been acting so weird lately and I am worried about you."

Kingsley let out a sigh and sat down next to me. "It’s my mom." He began looking at the ground. "She... she is sick... my mom has cancer." kingsley let out a small sad laugh. "It's safe to say I haven't been handling it well"

A lump formed in my throat. "When did you find out?" I asked.

"The day after the party." Kingsley turned to meet my eye. He looked so sad, so scared. "I don't know what to do." Tears filled his eyes and he quickly wiped them away.

I threw my arms around him and he wrapped his around me and started to cry. I had never seen him like this, it scared me. If cool, calm Kingsley was breaking down then things must be really bad. "It's gonna be OK." I whispered and pulled away to meet his eye. "I'm gonna be here for you no matter what."

Kingsley took a deep breath and dried his eyes. "Thank you Chioma, you really are the best. I have to go get ready for practice." I nodded and walked him to the door. "Can we just keep this between us?" He asked nervously.

"My lips are sealed." I replied with a smile. "Bye." I gave him a hug then started to walk away.

"Chioma!" He called and I turned to face him. He looked like he really wanted to tell me something.

"Yeah?"

"Never mind." With that he turned and went inside, slamming the door as he went.


Remi and I went to shoprite and got frozen yogurt every Saturday, it was a tradition. Remi always got vanilla with peanut butter chips and I got vanilla with gummy bears, sprinkles and strawberries. It was safe to say I had a major sweet tooth.

"You know what today is?" I asked her.

"Hmmmm presidents day?" She joked. "Sorry I have no idea."

"A year and a month ago Lanre and I started going out."

"Oh."

"Since I was in jand during our year anniversary we decided we would just celebrate our year and a month."

"Are you sure he remembers? I mean guys forget that sort of stuff."

"Not Lanre. He said he has something big planned." Remi looked sort of put out. "Stop being jealous of my awesome boyfriend and go talk to that dude, he has been checking you out"

"Excuse me?" I gestured to the guy who had been checking her out for the last 5 minutes.

"Go talk to him!" I squealed.

"No thanks."

"Remi he is uber hot! Why not?"

"Because! If you think he is so hot then why don't you go talk to him?"

"Cause I have Lanre, gosh Remi what’s your problem?"

"You!" She yelled. "All you ever do it talk about yourself or you and Lanre and I am sick of it!"

I just sort of stared at her, jaw dropped. I was shocked. Lucky for me I got over the shock fast. "Excuse me? So I talk about my boyfriend! That is 100% normal! I'm sorry you don't have one, have never had one in fact, but don't take it out on me!" Remi glared at me then leaned over the table and dumped her yogurt on my head. "Remi!" I screamed jumping up. She seemed almost stunned by what she had just done, but she didn't say sorry, no she just ran…

Lanre was late, an hour late. I was done waiting. I turned on my computer and went to Skype. Of course he was on.

"Hey Chioma what’s up?" He asked with a smile when the call connected.

"Oh nothing just really craving pepperoni pizza." Lanre gave me an odd look then realized what I was talking about.

"Oh my God our date."

"Not just a date, our 13 month anniversary, the one we were gonna celebrate since we missed our 12 month."

"Chioma Just let me get dressed and I will pick you up and -"

"How did you forget?" I asked feeling close to tears.  You reminded me everyday that you had something planned and now you don't even remember it? What changed?"

"Chioma I'm sorry, I just spaced. Please let me make it up to you."

"Thanks, but no thanks."

"Chioma -" I hung up before he could finish. I covered my mouth to suppress a small sob.

'Pull it together Chioma.' I told myself. 'So your best friend dumped yogurt on your head and your boyfriend forgot about you. It can always be worse, besides you still have Kingsley.'

I pulled out my phone and began to dial his number but stopped. My problems where pathetic compared to his, if I called him I would seem so dumb. I sat down on my bed feeling completely and utterly alone.

Best Friends For Never {Chapter 8 - Remi}



Chioma goes over to Lanre's house every night and stays till 10 at around 10:30 I called Lanre.

"What the hell!!!!!"

" Remi?" Chioma answered

"Chioma umm uuh. What. Why are you still at Lanre's and why are you answering his phone"

"He is in the shower"

"oh"

"Why did you call?"

"oh I was just going to abuse him for telling you about the party" I laughed awkwardly

"oh yeah that was pretty dumb of him” she laughed "hey Remi"

"what's up"

"if something was going on you would tell me right "

"of course your my best friend"

" okay cool , Lanre is just coming out of the shower"

"Chioma!" I screamed laughing

"don't worry he is getting dressed in the bathroom I'm not that kind of girl"

"sure" I laughed. This is the first time I feel like a true friend again laughing and talking about boys .

"Lanre is back I got to go but here he is I’m going home so I will see you later"

"you too babe"

"Bye" she gave Lanre the phone and I heard his breathing in my ear it made shivers go down my spine. But I have to remember I am going to be extremely mad at him and yelll at him and tell him this is over. But then he answered.

"Hey she is gone"

"Lanre this can't happen anymore we are going to end up hurting Chioma"


"I know I’m sorry"

"You don't know how I felt when you kissed her today right after kissing me"

"I'm sorry"

" And you know what I just thought, that if I was your girlfriend, I wouldn't want you kissing another girl at all "

"I'm sorry!"

"I hate this Lanre we can't do this anymore!"

"I know but I don't want to hurt her"

"No Lanre you don't want to break up with her" I felt tears in my eyes

"Remi please"

"goodbye Lanre"

About ten minutes later after I got, my nightie I heard a knock on my window. I walked over to the window it was dark with just the shine of the stars and moon out. I looked down and I saw Lanre standing on the wet grass with a sweatshirt and dark jeans.

"Remi please let me talk to you"

"Or how about you go fuck yourself and leave me alone I’m not doing this to Chioma " I whispered down to him.

"please I know you hate me right now but please let me say something "

"Fine you have 2 minutes"

"May I come up"

"You’re wasting your time"

"Okay well when I first met you I thought you were just going to be that friend that when Chioma and I were to break up you would just glare at me whenever I walked by. But when I kissed you it was like a million fireworks went off in my heart.... I love you Remi."

“it’s hard to believe you” I said to him. Before I knew it he was climbing up to my window.

"Lanre .. I “before I could finish he kissed me .

"Fireworks every time"

Best Friends For Never {Chapter 7 - Chioma}



I slipped into a seat next to Remi and she looked up at me in surprise.

"You’re in this class?"

"Yeah, awesome right!" I squealed and she gave me a thumbs up. "Think you can hang out tonight?" I asked.

"I can't, I'm going to the library."

"Oh... Who am I supposed to hang out with!? Lanre has assignments too and kingsley is like MIA. He was a total jerk at lunch. Any idea why?" I asked

"No." She said quickly. We didn't talk for the rest of class and I felt an awkward vibe between us. I tapped my nails on the desk impatiently. Finally the bell rang and we got up quickly.

Lanre was waiting outside the class. "Hey!" He called waving us over.

"Hi." I said taking his hand and heading down the hall. "Hey do you know what’s going on with Kingsley?" I asked.

"Actually I have no idea." He shot Remi a look and she looked away quickly.

I pulled to a stop in the hall. "OK something is going on between the two of you and I want to know." I waited for someone to respond. "Well?"

"Chioma," Lanre began, his face solemn.

"You caught us!" Remi interrupted with a laugh. "We have been planning a surprise party for you. I told you she would find out!" She said with a nervous laugh and slapped Lanre playfully upside the head.

"Sorry!" Lanre gave an uneasy laugh.

"Awww," I smiled and hugged him. "You don't need to do anything for me!"

"Of course I do." He said with a smile leaning down to kiss me.

"Chioma!" Remi interrupted. "We are gonna get stuck in traffic, let’s go now ooo!" I blushed heavily and said my goodbye to Lanre as we headed towards the school gate.

I linked arms with Remi and smiled. "I have the best friend in the world."

Friday 25 January 2013

Best Friends For Never {chapter 6 - Remi}



While Chioma went to talk to kingsley I took the time to talk to Lanre.....

"Look Lanre, Chioma is my best friend and I'm not throwing away our amazing friendship for some guy I'm sorry" I said fast and quiet.

"Is that a challenge?" Lanre whispered leaning his forward to whisper better.

"This isn't a game if you like me at least break up with her so you won’t hurt her to badly .. and just so you know I'm never going to fall for you."I hissed.

"Oh really I vividly remember you blushing when you gave me a hug when you got home." he whispered to me.

"One my face is naturally red, Two if you hurt her I will personally rip off your head and three give me one reason why I should like you."

On my way to my next class Lanre caught up to me.

"Hey"

"What do you want?"

"Look Remi I didn't plan to feel this way. A month ago I was completely crazy for Chioma! When we kissed it just kinda felt right."

"To bad I can't remember how it felt" I said trying to walk in front of him.

"Oh really well it was pretty magical" he said sarcastically he cut in front of me and of course there were no people around. "Want me to refresh your memory?"

He leaned in and kissed me. To be completely honest I was always so jealous of Chioma, she was always so pretty and had all the cute and nice guys and ever since I met Lanre I really liked him. I mean Chioma always had really cute boyfriends.

But something about Lanre was different whenever he talked or made really stupid jokes I wouldn't be able to stop smiling. He was completely right though being here with him kissing him just felt right. No matter how wrong it was, it just felt ... RIGHT!!!!!

On the outside I couldn't let go of his kiss his hands cradling my face our lips soft on each other. But on the inside I was freaking out. I couldn't tell Kingsley and definitely not Chioma. After all these years of Chioma being such a great friend this is how I return the favor! I am a horrible friend. What am I going to do?

Thursday 24 January 2013

Bovi organizes first show


Bovi's self titled show with the rider "Man On Fire" is a one-man stand-up comedy show that will afford him the opportunity to entertain his audience for an hour non-stop.


Bovi- Man On Fire will also feature several leading musical acts to spice up the evening. More details on the show coming soon......

The show will take place at Eko hotel on the 10th of march, 2013
 

Best Friends For Never {chapter 6 - Remi}


While Chioma went to talk to kingsley I took the time to talk to Lanre.....

"Look Lanre, Chioma is my best friend and I'm not throwing away our amazing friendship for some guy I'm sorry" I said fast and quiet.

"Is that a challenge?" Lanre whispered leaning his forward to whisper better.

"This isn't a game if you like me at least break up with her so you won’t hurt her to badly .. and just so you know I'm never going to fall for you."I hissed.

"Oh really I vividly remember you blushing when you gave me a hug when you got home." he whispered to me.

"One my face is naturally red, Two if you hurt her I will personally rip off your head and three give me one reason why I should like you."

On my way to my next class Lanre caught up to me.

"Hey"

"What do you want?"

"Look Remi I didn't plan to feel this way. A month ago I was completely crazy for Chioma! When we kissed it just kinda felt right."

"To bad I can't remember how it felt" I said trying to walk in front of him.

"Oh really well it was pretty magical" he said sarcastically he cut in front of me and of course there were no people around. "Want me to refresh your memory?"

He leaned in and kissed me. To be completely honest I was always so jealous of Chioma, she was always so pretty and had all the cute and nice guys and ever since I met Lanre I really liked him. I mean Chioma always had really cute boyfriends.

But something about Lanre was different whenever he talked or made really stupid jokes I wouldn't be able to stop smiling. He was completely right though being here with him kissing him just felt right. No matter how wrong it was, it just felt ... RIGHT!!!!!

On the outside I couldn't let go of his kiss his hands cradling my face our lips soft on each other. But on the inside I was freaking out. I couldn't tell Kingsley and definitely not Chioma. After all these years of Chioma being such a great friend this is how I return the favor! I am a horrible friend. What am I going to do?

Lolita is back


Naija runs girl, lolita is back........she reveals how to spot a gold digger in jand.....

ENJOY!!!!!!!!







Wednesday 23 January 2013

Best Friends For Never {chapter 5 - Chioma}



School. I can never decide if I love or hate it. Unbearable early mornings, long dull classes, your whole day shut away in a room. But then again you can see your friends, learn things you never knew, have people influence your future for the better (though it’s sometimes for the worse). But no matter how you feel, love or hate it, you have to go anyway.

Monday was the first day and I was hoping maybe things would be back to normal. I spotted Remi and ran over. "Remi! Hey!" She saw me and gave a small wave then began fidgeting with the seam of her shirt.

"Hey Chioma." She gave me a smile but I could see something else on her face, but I wasn't sure what.

We headed into the building and I shoved my hands into the pockets of my hoodie. "So," I began awkwardly. "Did something happen at the party?" Remi looked at me with shock.

"Chioma i- i" She seemed at a loss for words.

"I knew it." I said with a sigh.

"You what?" She squeaked.

"I knew, that’s why you where acting so weird! So what did I do?" I asked. Her face relaxed.

"What do you mean what did you do?"

"I must have done something because I think everyone is mad at me. Lanre, Kingsley and you where all avoiding me." Suddenly Remi was laughing like an insane person. "What?" I asked confused.

"Chioma we were all hung over that’s why we were acting weird, no one was avoiding you! You didn't do anything!" I let out a sigh of relief.

"Thank God! You guys really scared me, normally you aren't so weird when you are hung over though."

Remi just shrugged. "Different drinks?"

"Maybe." I agreed. We walked the rest of the way to class in silence.

"I'm sorry." Remi said, her face unreadable.

"Why are you sorry?" I asked giving her a look.

"For scaring you!" she said with a laugh and a smile, but like before something was hidden under the surface.

"Its all good babe." I joked and gave her a hug.

Lanre sat down next to me at the lunch table. "Hey." He said coolly and kissed me on the cheek. "Sorry for being so short with you before." He apologized and I let out a small laugh.

"Everyone is apologizing! Really guys its fine." I said addressing both Lanre and Remi. Lanre nodded then met Remi's eyes and she quickly looked away. "Whats up with you two?" I asked rolling my eyes and biting my burger.

"Nothing." Remi said giving me a smile.

"If you say so." I muttered under my breath. "Look there is Kingsley!" I yelled his name and waved him over but he ignored me and kept talking to a girl in a tight skirt and top. "I'll be right back." I walked over to him ready to drag him back to the table by force if necessary.

"I like your shirt." He said to the girl and she gave him a big smile.
"Thanks!I got it at -"

"Kingsley." I interrupted and the girl glared at me. As for Kingsley I couldn't really read his expression. "Can we talk?"

"I was sort of talking to Halima." Halima? The name seemed to fit the girl at least.

"Well Kingsley can't Halima wait?" I asked annoyed.

"Is this your girlfriend?" Halima asked popping her gum and eyeing me. "Cause at the party you said you didn't have one." Oh great he had probably been setting P with Halima.

"No she is not my girlfriend." He said meeting my eyes annoyed. "Chioma what do you want?"

"I want to know why you’re avoiding me!"

"I'm not avoiding you." He said simply. Before I could respond I saw him looking at something behind me. "If I were you get back to your table." I turned around to see Lanre and Remi whispering to each other. I felt an uncomfortable stirring in my stomach. No way am I jealous. I know there is nothing between them, not in a million years. But the way Kingsley had said it was as if he was inferring there was something going on, which just made me mad.

"Shut up Kingsley." I snapped and stormed back to the table. As I approached the two quickly quit talking. "So what where you talking about?" I asked calmly.

"Nothing really." Lanre said with a shrug. I believed him, or at least I wanted to, but Kingsley had left me unsure.

Lekki Wives; Coming to your screen soon



Lekki Wives, written, produced, and directed by Blessing Egbe is a drama series following the lives and conditions of five women living, visiting and working in highbrow Lekki axis of Lagos.

It's an in-dept look at the crazy things that some married men and women get up to in Lagos. A lot of dirty secrets are revealed in this TV series. It's different. It's real life. It's authentic.

They move up the ladder in leaps and put the meal on the table. They hop on and off countless beds and enjoy the upside of being trophy wives...

They experience the price of change and must now find ways of dealing with the outcome.

It features Adaora Ukoh, Katherin Obiang, Chinonso Young, Kiki Omeili and Keira Hewatch. You can only watch it online for now 

MORE PICTURES







Tuesday 22 January 2013

Unveiling the Guinness Jersey





Guinness TOTALLY out did themselves on this……..




It was quite an amazing experience yesterday as the largest football jersey in the world was unveiled for all to see at the Teslim Balogun Stadium in Surulere.



Take advantage of this rare opportunity, show love to the Super Eagles in the on-going AFCON 2013 in this spectacular way. Let’s encourage the team to victory! Come out and play your part from today, head on to the Teslim Balogun Stadium Surulere Lagos, everyday till Friday 25th January 2013 from 10:00am - 10:00 pm.


The Mavins to perform at MTV VJ search finale





Come this Friday, January 25th at Don Jazzy’s club, POP, MTV Base VJ Search grand finale is happening and the Mavins will be performing at the big showdown along with other performances. Don Jazzy is hosting the finalists at the after party.


Kemi Owatemi, Ada Ogunkeye and Ehizojia Okoeguale who have been having the time of their lives since their emergence as finalists for the MTV Base VJ Search competition will go through the final stage of the competition this Friday and Iyanya, Ice Prince and Burna Boy will be on ground to mentor the finalists.

The winner goes home with a 10 million naira contract as well as a brand new car among other exciting prizes....

Congratulations Peter Okoye



Peter Okoye, of the P-Square duo, and his girlfriend, Lola Omotayo welcomed their second child today....Mother and Child are said to be doing perfectly fine

This time its a girl and her name is Aliona Okoye

CONGRATULATIONS....




List of NBC banned Videos


The Nigeria Broadcasting Corporation has banned the video of P Square’s Alingo for what they called Erotic dance steps. They also banned the video for Flavour’s Shake. Goldie also didn’t escape the ban as her video for Skibobo also got the ban.

Full list of Banned [Not To Be Broadcast (NTBB)] videos

1. Wande Coal – Go Low (scenes of nuditiy in the video)





2. P Square – Alingo (erotic dance scenes at the end of the musical video)





3. Chuddy K – Chop My Dollar (features ladies and children with suggestive and erotic dance steps )




4. D’Prince – Take Banana (contains erotic, vulgar, words and suggestive dance steps)




5. Flavour – Shake (vulgar and suggestive dance steps)




6. Tillaman – Ko Ma Roll (contains erotic and suggestive dance steps)




7. Goldie – Ski bo bo (features minor with suggestive and immoral dance steps)




8. Timaya – Shake Ur Bum Bum (erotic, suggestive dance steps with vulgar lyrics)





Best Friends For Never {Chapter 4 - Remi}


I went straight to Kingsley's house from chioma's, I didn't care if he was awake or not I just walked in.

"KINGSLEY!!!" I screamed through the house

"What the hell are you doing here?" he said in a groggy voice.

"We need to talk" I said running through the house to find him.I got to his room and he was lying on his bed with his pillow on his face curled up in his blanket.

"Kingsley please I need to talk to you." I said shaking his sheets off.

"No!" He yelled, muffled by his pillow.

"Kingsley please it was an accident." I begged.

"WHAT THE HELL REMI, CHIOMA IS YOUR BEST FRIEND, HOW COULD YOU?" He yelled sitting up. This was the first time I have ever seen him serious.

"Kingsley Please don't tell her. I was drunk I didn't know what I was doing it will never happen again I promise." I said busting into tears. He got up and hugged me.

"Wait oo you want me to keep that a secret?" He yelled. "Cause I think I should go tell chioma now."

"No!" I cried. "Kingsley it will never happen again, I swear. If you tell her it will just hurt her. Please."

"Fine." He said glaring at me. "But if it ever happens again, if I even catch you looking in his direction, I will tell her."

"Of course never again I promise." I said. Right then we heard a knock on the door neither me or Kingsley moved.

"I know you're here" I heard Chioma call through the door. Again neither me or Kingsley moved. When she stopped knocking I looked out the window and she was gone.

"I have to go" I said leaving in tears.

"Wait Remi" Kingsley said walking out of his room.

"I told you I promise it won’t happen again I'm sorry" I said walking towards the front door. Then he grabbed my arm.

"No Remi, listen you know I'm pissed at you but don't think I hate you because I will never hate you or Chioma. Just if you hurt her I will.... just don't hurt again" he said letting me go. I walked to my house still in tears. I had to talk to Lanre. I entered my room and got out my phone.

"Hello?" Lanre answered.

"Let me get things straight we will not tell Chioma about the kiss. We were both drunk and didn't know what we were doing. When we all hang out tomorrow don't look at me, don't talk to me. That kiss meant nothing. You love Chioma and she loves you" I said quickly.

"But Remi I wasn't drunk...what if it did mean something?"

Nike Oshinowo's marriage crumbles



hmmmnn these people self





Confirmed news reaching us said that the once happy couple have gone their separate ways....

I know for sure that Nike Oshinowo moved out of Dr Soleye's Lekki home mid last year and even when they stepped out together at Folorunsho Alakija's thanksgiving party in September 2012, they were already living apart. Nike now lives in VI, while Dr Soleye has moved to Parkview Estate, Ikoyi.

After six years of marriage, former beauty queen Nike Oshinowo has packed out of her matrimonial home.
Her husband, Dr Tunde Soleye, confirmed it in an interview with Encomium magazine. He said:
“We are no longer living together. Nike and I have sent out a joint statement on the issue. It is simple and clean. This is not a scandal. We had three options, the best of which is to tell the world the truth that we now live apart. We have been living apart for a couple of months now. We see occasionally. She calls me when she wants  and I speak with her too. There's no fight. I have been to where she lives. We are still friends. We are going through a difficult time and we will come out of it.

eeyaahhhh...make una sorry oooo

Lupe Fiasco BOUNCED!!!!!!


The headliner for the StartUp RockOn concert in celebration of Obama's re-election, and during his performance of 'Words I Never Said' Lupe spit

"Limbaugh is a racist / Glenn Beck is a racist / Gaza Strip was getting bombed/ Obama didn’t say s--- / That’s why I ain’t vote for him / next one, either / I’m part of the problem / my problem is I’m peaceful"

Before he knew wassup, they put off his microphone and the lights on stage went off...choi....that na beta bouncing oo. Lol. He refused to leave the stage so a team of security guards came on stage and asked him to go. 

infact make i put video...make una watch....

ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday 21 January 2013

Unveiling Julius ' D Genius' Agwu



The ace comedian, actor and musician is currently working on a book, his auto-biography, which will be unveiled on the 7th of April, which also happens to be his 40th  birthday (this bros don dey old ooo). The book which has no title yet, is being edited by award winning poet and writer, Toni Kan. On this same day,  Julius will also launch his TV show - Jokes Apart, which he has been working on for five years.

In other news, there will be a Valentines’ day event - Festival of Love with Julius Agwu at Hilton Abuja on February 16th, 2013. This event will feature Wizkid, Burnaboy, Bovi, Daniel de Humourous and so many others.
Make una no dull oooo 

Rukky Sanda on holiday



Nollywood actress, Rukky Sanda on holiday

she just dey flex, dey enjoy.....


On Yvonne Nelson


Ghanian actress, Yvonne Nelson at a photoshoot for Ovation International Magazine...

loving her sultry look!!!!


Best Friends For Never {Chapter 3 - Chioma}



Its always nice to wake up to someone accidentally stepping on you.

"yeeee!"

"Chioma?" Remi exclaimed and quickly moved off of my gut. "Why are you on the floor?"

"I collapsed on the couch, guess I fell off." I explained rubbing my temples. Gosh I hate hangovers. "Everything OK? I heard you curse." I asked slowly getting up and heading into the kitchen for a glass of water.

"Oh um uh," She fumbled. "I forgot to tell mumsy I was crashing here so she is probably freaking out and gonna kill me." I nodded and handed Remi a glass of water which she gulped down quickly. "I should go." She said placing the glass down on the counter and heading into the front room.

"Don't you want breakfast?" I noticed the mid afternoon light flooding through then window. "Or lunch I guess."

"No." Remi grabbed her bag. "I really just have to go."

"Alright well -" Remi escaped out the front door before I could finish. "bye." Why was Remi acting so weird?' Or weirder then she normally was when she was hungover.

I went upstairs and into my bathroom. Pulling off of my dirty cloths and tossing them onto the floor I got into the shower. When I got out I headed into my room and pulled on a pair of shorts and a t-shirt. I flopped onto my bed and dialed Lanre's number. After a few rings he picked up.

"Hey!" I said cheerfully. "Last night was fun."

"Who is this?" Lanre asked groggily into the phone.

I pressed my lips together and then responded. "Chioma. Why, did you sneak away and visit your secret girlfriend?"

"What? No!" He said quickly with a nervous and awkward laugh. "I would never cheat on you." He added in that same nervous voice.

"Relax it was a joke." Why was everyone being so weird? "Anyway, I just wanted to know if you could hang out."

"Can't sorry."

"Oh well maybe we can -"

"Hey Chioma," He interrupted "I really can't talk right now, I will call you later." His side of the line went dead.

"Fine." I said to myself. "I guess I will hang out with Kingsley." Well that plan was quickly ruined when he didn't answer the door even though his car was in the drive. "I know your here!" I yelled at the house annoyed. Something had everyone avoiding me. What happened last night that I didn't know about?



On Henry Okah


THIS JUST IN....

Remember the twin car bombings and the two explosions in warri in March 2010, Henry Okah was found guilty of being the brains behind it.....

A court in South Africa convicted Henry Okah (MEND leader) this morning, for masterminding the bombings that took place on the 50th Independence Celebration of Nigeria in October 2010, which left a number of people dead and many others injured...

He was found guilty on all counts and faces a minimum of life imprisonment..


Wizkid and Kendrick Lamar


Our very own Wizkid a.k.a who God don bless with Kendrick Lamar at HMV Apollo concert last night.

Kudos!!!

Sunday 20 January 2013

Best Friends For Never {Chapter 2 - Remi}

"You know I have never been much of a party person" I said looking in Chioma's bedroom mirror with a dress against my body.

"I don't care you're coming with me to this party" she said jokingly walking out of the bathroom with her hair and makeup done. "And I think the purple dress would look better on you" she said throwing me the purple dress. I gave her a smile and said "I missed you"

"Same" she said

A couple of  minutes later we heard Kingsley beeping the horn of his car and yelling for us to hurry up.

"Chai Kingsley we are coming ooo" I yelled back. Chioma and I walked down the stairs together arms crossed and laughing like we always do.

"You ladies look fabulous" Kingsley said in his girly voice "Do these pants make my butt look big?" he said in his voice again.

We all got in the car and stopped at a big house with a huge gate. Then I saw Lanre running out in a blue shirt and jeans.I'm pretty sure when he got in the car I blushed. Why was I doing this? I don't like Lanre I don't like Lanre I kept thinking to myself but the more I said it the more I started to second guess it .We got to the party and Lanre pulled Chioma straight to the dance floor. I kept looking at Kingsley but he kept looking at a girl with a tight neon green dress on.

"Hey I'm going to set P" he said eyeing that one girl again and walking away. i thought to myself," i have carried last ooo" I went over to grab a shot of tequila and before I knew it I was having another one and another one and another one.

My eyes fluttered open and I was on Chioma's couch with a huge hangover. And then it all came back to me "SHIT!" I said to myself. I cant believe what I did I'm a horrible person. I cant believe I kissed Lanre.

Osaze Odemwingie, the newest dad in town




Congratz o....papa bomboy.......

The West Bromwich Albion striker and his wife, sarah, welcomed their new born baby boy into the world this morning, 20th january 2013.

The proud papa bomboy announced on twitter this morning....the baby's name is Noah


Welcome to fatherhood....i hope and pray that he brings you all the joy in the world.


Aliko Dangote acquires a new yacht



My people, how una sunday dey go...

I don bring another story o....

Aliko dangote just acquired a luxury yacht that's said to be worth millions of naira (baba just dey ball dey go oooo.......he no send anybody)

Word on the streets is that, its was specially built for him and the yach'ts name is "Mariya"..... baba just park the boat behind femi otedolas office on the island, Carrington Crescent to be precise.....

Me self go soon buy my own......

Saturday 19 January 2013

Jim Iyke Tho



I don come again o


Nollywood actor, Jim iyke shows off six pack...

Dude is hot jor!!!!!!!!!!!

KAS offers $2,000 for his missing camera

My people another story don land o.......make una hear

The UK based fimile crooner is offering $2,000 to anyone who shows up with his missing camera. He said he lost it in december at a night club ( bros don over flex be that o).


"That digital camera contains my private stuff that I am not ready to share with the public. I’ll give $2,000 to anyone or group of persons who are in its possession,”

But chill o.....why would he be offering such an amount for a camera....in my own opinion, i think there are probably some incriminating pictures in it....and again how do we know what the camera looks like self as he didn't give us any description........

Abi how una see am??

Best Friends For Never {Chapter 1 – Chioma}



Remi and I have been best friends forever. I honestly don't remember a time when she wasn't with me. So spending the holiday without her was horrible. But today was the day I finally get to see my best friend again.

I paced around my house waiting for her to come over like she had promised.

"chioma calm down." Lanre laughed. "She will be here soon enough." Lanre wrapped his arms around me kissed me lightly on the lips. Even after a year together I still get butterflies in my stomach when he kissed me.

"Get a room!" Hollered Kingsley and Lanre threw a pillow at him. It wasn't long before they were wrestling around and I was trying not to snort because I was laughing so hard. Kingsley,Remi and I had been the three musketeers since he moved next door to me in primary three. Even when he got older and we traded him in by forcing him to play dolls for sports, he still had time for his 'gal pals'. He in fact introduced me to Lanre, though I don't think he thought we would hit it off so well. "Ok you win!" Kingsley yelled when Lanre got him into a headlock.

"I thought so." Lanre said smugly and released him.

I was about to make a comment about how dumb boys were when I noticed a very familiar face walking up my compound. I burst through the door and squealed. "Remi!" I threw my arms around my best friend and she returned the embrace. "God I have missed you!"

"Same!" She said with a laugh. "holiday just -" I continued with her in unison. "isn't holiday without your best friend!" We squealed and hugged again.

"And what am I? chopped liver?" Kingsley called from the door way. Remi and I broke apart and she made her way up the compound and into the house.

"Missed you too Kingsley." She said giving him a quick hug.

"Hey." Lanre said coolly and threw his arms around her and gave her a quick embrace. I couldn't help noticing Remi blushing, but I didn't really dwell on it. I grabbed Remi's hand and pulled her down to the couch.

"The house party at Segun's house is tonight!" I waited for her reaction but she just adjusted in her seat. "You’re coming right?" I asked.

"I don't know I just got back, and I am really tired."

"Remi you have to come!" I pouted.

"Come on Remi!" Kingsley mimicked my soprano voice and batted his eyelashes at her. She laughed but still looked unsure.

"Come on Remi you have to come." Lanre said settling down next to me.

Remi bit her lip and sighed. "Well I guess." I squealed and threw my arms around her.

"This is going to be the best night!"


Friday 18 January 2013

BEST FRIENDS FOR NEVER - CAST LIST


Remi and Chioma have been best friends for ever. They would do anything for each other. But when Remi accidentally hooks up with Lanre,Chioma's boyfriend,things go wrong. Lanre and Remi know they both want to be together but how do they do it without hurting Chioma, who they both care about.








Thursday 17 January 2013

AMAZING SEX!!!!

hmmnnn my people come and hear something ooooo, today i have discovered the true meaning of multiple orgasm...when people dey talk am before, i will just be looking lost... even on TV self, i will just be looking like what are these people talking about... i mean, i've had orgasms, but multiple ke ahan.. lol so that is how we were chilling at his house with his friends o, they left to go home. leaving just both of us. me now i just rested on his chest, innocently o... that is how i just looked up at his face, he now kissed me, my people, the kiss did not stop oh.. our hands started to go EVERYWHERE!!! when the kiss finally stopped, he started playing with my ass.. lol.. he said and i quote...  "come let me play with your ass, you know i like to play with your ass" and  his hands then went down the back of my pants, that is how he started to shake up my ass. it felt kind of ticklish.. the thing was sweeting me oh... i swear it felt really nice. he now said again, and i quote again... "you want the 'D'? i first nodded, he asked again, "do you want the 'D'?... i had to speak out loud o... i said YES !!! before we knew what was going on.. boxers has gone to the west side... my own pant self flew to the east side. i was so into the making out, that i did not know when my pants went off... as in ehnn...( quote me anywhere i stand behind my words... he's an amazing kisser). ok as e dey hot... lol.. he now started to use his  fingers to tap my clitoris... chai that felt sooooooooo fucking goood... by this time, his Dick was already in my mouth, i licked it like a lolly pop...lol.. i sucked him slowly and nicely.. he then pulled me across his face in a 69 position and started to lick my clitoris,.. hmmmm,.. he took me to cloud nine straight. by this time, i could literally beg him to start fucking me, but i just comport... i wanted him in me soooooo bad.. i then sat up and took the position,  i looked at him and told him i was ready. i gently put the tip of his cock in my wet pussy. Then he slowly went in inch-by-inch until he was fully in. There was a sharp pain at first but it went away as he went in and out faster and faster and faster. we started to fuck soooo hard he had me screaming his name and even screaming for more. me self i didn't dull o, i was riding him hard and fast, he started talking, talking dirty, talking real dirty... he said and i quote yet again.. "give me that pussy baby" as in ehn.. its was just gingering all my hormones, my head wanted to explode, i just started riding fast... faster...  he said again "give it to me baby, give it to me" i started going faster and faster, he was now moaning,.. i felt on top of the world, he then flipped me on my back and started to pound me hard from all angles,.. as in all different cardinal points... i screamed from too much pleasure... i moaned, from moaning, i advanced to screaming, from screaming omo mehn i started shouting o... the pleasure was beyond comprehension, i mean i could no longer comprehend.. it felt like i was in paradise.  He kept pounding and pounding harder, he  came and i climaxed as well... but this one is not ordinary climax o.. hmmmm, you have to be in my head to understand what i am talking about... i was vibrating minutes after i came....my people, i honestly could not get a hold of myself, i tried to get up from the bed but my legs kept wobbling, i was vibrating from every strand on my head to the tip of my toes, this wonderful sensation lasted about twelve minutes... when my body finally calmed down, i shook my head and smiled, indeed i was satisfied...extremely satisfied......he hammer me better o, i no go lie....We got dressed and started to make out again and he had to cuddle me to keep me calm, because i was too jumpy and restless, i had to tell someone about this amazing sex experience... lol... i decided to tell the world. Its true you should wait until you feel you found the right person to have sex with and i don't mean to brag but my boyfriend is the most legendary person to have sex with. He's the BEST i EVER had!!!!!!!!!